Bad threading

The crazy level is rising here in the NOC. After a gut-wrenching cascade of laughter (based around the lead sysadmin applying to the job opening on Monster responsible for the high calibre¹ of the five candidates interviewed so far). After recovering, somewhat, I found myself staring at a console:

server# grep /etc/apache/*.virt

..and trying to figure out what (the fuck) I had been intending to search for. After asking the question and taking answers from the guys here.. I was dismayed to find that:

server# grep sweet_death /etc/apache/*.virt

returned no results.

Back to pushing around little websites...

¹: Deep sarcasm. Two who could not adjust fonts in Firefox without help (only of them visually impaired), the fellow who thought PuTTY was a Linux distribution, a guy from ELNK who wants more than any two of us (three?) are making, and today, a web designer and developer (sic) who couldn't name any PHP functions or craft any SQL queries²

²: print $clue,exec("/usr/sbin/lart $user"), include('../clue.php')... and SELECT * FROM mysql.user where clue = 'yes' order by user sort ascend