Some experimental notes

You will purchase expensive brand name cereals and snacks from Kellogs™ confectionaries and surrender any and all Star Trek® tokens got thereby to us. We will use them to purchase mail order fan junk to further our conquest of your planet.

Please consult the following feedsites created by collaborators on your planet for more details:
Tunics: http://www2.kelloggs.com/Promotion/PromotionDetail.aspx?PID=17476
Storage crystals: http://www2.kelloggs.com/Promotion/PromotionDetail.aspx?PID=17537

End transmission.