Actual (joking) response to work email

Subject: RE: [service line] mysql problems this week?

#!/bin/sh

If [ -t /sbin/is_mysql_upset ]
/usr/local/bin/nagios/libexec/nagios_mysql_mood_ring --colour black
fi
if [ -t /sbin/is_mysql_gloomy ]
/usr/local/bin/nagios/libexec/nagios_mysql_mood_ring --colour purple
fi

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One response I received was only one word: Magenta.