Profound observations

The discount wieners and Wal-Mart brand hot dog buns I have this weekend both came eight to a package. That means an actual one to one ratio of "hot dog" to bun. This is unheard of. I didn't even realize this until I was putting the last of each into the toaster just a few minutes ago.

Further, the more people I talk to in an evening and the length of time I talk to them is directly related to the likelihood that I will say something really stupid at the precise time to genuinely upset someone. The fact that I was actually trying to be funny and wasn't mad myself just makes this dumber, if statistically more likely...

Sorry, honey.