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[adric]

Who are you?
Where are you going?
What do you want?

Feel free to answer the Monty Python versions of the questions if you feel you must.

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[arie]

So do you want real answers or is that rhetorical or a joke I don't understand?

Well, since you asked

[adric]

If you have real answers, I'd like them, but you can go off channel for that if you prefer.

So, two out of your three suggestions at minimum.