Jan: 1. Sleep, shower, excrete (in some order, with repetitions as necessary)
Feb: 1. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien: such a fun hobby he had, conlangs
Mar: Hmm, it's a bit warm. I think my tea should be chilled by now.
April: How many times has someone on your friends list posted about something and you were really confused, but you didn't want to ask because you knew you SHOULD know?
May: Got up on time (too soon), and piddled about.
June: The crazy level is rising here in the NOC.
July: [friends list meme]
Aug: adric: I failed a willpower save and now have both Portishead albums from Apple.
Sept: Successfully avoided massive social gathering this weekend.
Nov: In which even the self-censorship PSAs have a little fun: Have a look at Boss of Dominatrix Although apparently not available en Espanol yet, this does air, as I saw part of it on CNN (with close-captions).