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adric ([personal profile] adric) wrote2005-11-04 03:44 pm

Communication Difficulties

Speaker A: The chicken was pretty good.
Speaker B: Does your mother hate me?

Speaker A: The quarks are strange, up, down, green, and red. Their spin is negative.
Speaker B: I'm never going to be able to speak to them again.

Speaker A: Green
Speaker B: Oh, no, that's your cat.

Speaker A: Oh, yes, a small to-go box please.
Speaker B: She is soooo Hot!

Speaker A: They just wanted to see how I was doing.
Speaker B: She really hates me, doesn't she?